You know what
doesn't make me feel better when I'm sick?
A pep talk in every drop. In fact, they make me want to punch things. And people. Only feebly though, 'cause, you know, I'm sick.
Know what else? People give you really weird looks when you flip off your garbage.
amen sister! Luckily, mine today was in French so I wasn't quite sure what it said. Something about thinking.
ReplyDeleteprobably something schmaltzy like "think yourself well" :P
DeleteHa! Talk about pushy! I feel the same way about the sour cream that we buy here at the ranch. There is always an uplifting message inside and usually, I'm just out for a taco and not a pep talk. Have you seen the sauce packets at Taco Bell that say confusing things like "It's dark in here!" and "Hold me!"? It's time for companies to cut that crap out.
ReplyDeleteOk, I don't get the Taco Bell stuff either. They're anthropomorphizing their sauce? Weird...
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