Zombie Garden Gnomes

Diary of the Fri-dead: Home decor. Nothing says homey like a horde of the undead lurking in your living room.

Decorating with zombies isn't just a great idea for your home - they look fantastic in your garden too! Just check out this guy. Meet the Zombie of Montclaire Moors. He's maxin' and relaxin', enjoying a nice sunny day, while crawling his way out of a flowery grave. He would definitely be a great addition to any type of garden. Maybe he'd scare the slugs away too. Unless they're zombie slugs, of course. Do you think zombie slugs move even slower than ordinary slugs? I think they do.

Perhaps you'd prefer to place your zombie on the front lawn. There are loads of good reasons for doing just that: neighbourhood children will stay off it, dogs will be afraid to poop there, and you'll have an excuse not to mow it. See? Loads of good reasons!

I like the regular garden gnomes too. I'd like them even more if they were zombie garden gnomes though. Or how about zombie pink flamingos?

I feel a craft project coming on!


  1. I love this idea. I am shocked I have never heard of it before.

  2. A resin zombie digging his way out of your tulip bed? I would name him Fred. He looks like a Fred.

    I'd like to see it in a graveyard...


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